Writing is Crunchy

Yes, to answer the question. Writing is Crunchy. It can also be sweet, and sour, and pickled, and frozen, and stale.

For example, a QR code looks like a triscuit.

For example, I ate a pound of lemons--raw.

Yes, writing can be chewy and gristly, and every now and then a bone flares up. It can make your mouth water hard. I have heard no word on tooth decay.

But just to take stock.

I try not to say I am starving when I mean I am very hungry. Because I am not.

And if you asked me for a suitcase, I wouldn't hand you an apple. And if you asked me for an apple, I wouldn't give you a lecture.

Food is after all that which allows food, and then the discourse about/around it.